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Category Archives: Warmachine / Hordes

And Now for Something Completely Different

At this point, I’m flippin’ tables. I can’t seem to get a smooth, stable savegame transfer from CK II to EU IV. So that’s been aborted. You may be angry, but allow me to distract you with shinies!
Look over there! Hordes models!

Dominar Rasheth, my primary Warlock.

Dominar Rasheth, my primary Warlock.

The Bronzeback Titan; biggest, baddest, motherfuckerest, pachydermiest monstrosity in the game. If something is in front of him, it dies. If you're wondering what's in his hands, it's body parts and gore. He's in the middle of ripping an infantry model into four pieces.

The Bronzeback Titan; biggest, baddest, motherfuckerest, pachydermiest monstrosity in the game. If something is in front of a Bronzeback, it dies.
If you’re wondering what’s in his hands, it’s body parts and gore. He’s in the middle of ripping an infantry model into four pieces.

The Archidon.

The Archidon.

The Gladiator Titan, for when you want something moved.

The Gladiator Titan, for when you want something moved.

Another shot of the Gladiator.

Another shot of the Gladiator.

The Gator Posse

The Gator Posse

LOOK AT THOSE FUCKING HATS! Do you think the Gators give even one single fuck? You, sir, are incorrect.

LOOK AT THOSE FUCKING HATS!
Do you think the Gators give even one single fuck? You, sir, are incorrect.

Wrong Eye, Snapjaw, and their pet Bullsnapper.

Wrong Eye, Snapjaw, and their pet Bullsnapper.

Saxon Orrik, a Cyclops Savage, and a Basilisk Krea.

Saxon Orrik

Saxon, a Cyclops Savage, and a Basilisk Krea.

Saxon, a Cyclops Savage, and a Basilisk Krea.

Lord Carver, BMMD, Esq. III, Commander of the First Assault Brigade Company; and Dr. Arkadius. Best friends forever.

Lord Carver, BMMD*, Esq. III, Commander of the First Assault Brigade Company; and Dr. Arkadius. Best friends forever.

* Baron of Most Massive Destruction

The Bone Grinders.

The Bone Grinders.

Frankenhog and Stubbz

Frankenhog and Stubbz.

The Slaughterhousers, an experiment in how much detail I can leave out and still have them look good ont he table. I hate painting units.

The Slaughterhousers, an experiment in how much detail I can leave out and still have them look good on the table. I hate painting units.

The poor, poor Agonizers, bleeding and screaming across the battlefield.

The poor, poor Agonizers, bleeding and screaming across the battlefield.

The Paingiver Task Masters. Because what Skorne army is complete without slave drivers?

The Paingiver Task Masters. Because what Skorne army is complete without slave drivers?

Master Tormentor Morghul and a unit of Paingiver Beast Handlers.

Master Tormentor Morghul and a unit of Paingiver Beast Handlers.